What is NAILBATTERY?

This website! (Actually, more broadly, it's an online username/handle/alias.)

NAILBATTERY CORP is not a "real" company. It is, however, a glorious personal website project led by an amateur visionary who should probably be working on something else.

Here, we hope to develop a visually and textually engaging corner office of the internet, home to various smaller projects and ventures concerning everything from pre-existing media and interests, original stories, everyday life, and whatever else.

Who is NAILBATTERY?

Tommy Lastname and his robot minions family employees! Learn more about our staff here.

Why is NAILBATTERY?

I was supposed to be looking for grad schools online. What are you supposed to be doing right now?

Where is NAILBATTERY?

Florida-grown, Baltimore-sometimes.

When is NAILBATTERY?

Right now!

How is NAILBATTERY?

I'm swell, how are you?

Other queries

What does "nailbattery" mean/why is that your name? Well, it's a word I made up using nailbat (an improvised weapon made by hammering nails into a wooden baseball bat) and battery (meaning a menacing, offensive, or violent attack). I like improvised and/or blunt weapons as a character motif, detail, or plotpoint in a story. Steve Harrington famously wields one, as well as some guy from TWD I don't really care about.

When did this website start? I created a Neocities account on July 12th, 2022; I began creating the current design around July 29th. The Updates Log will have a more detailed timeline of this website's development.

How do I create my own website? Create a Neocities account and learn to code! The first part is easy, the second part is medium-to-hard difficulty.

What font/graphic/etc did you use...? The Sources & Credits page should have whatever you are looking for.

Can you show me some cool pictures of anteaters? I would love nothing more.