Welcome...

to NAILBATTERY CORP, your cubicle away from home! Please feel free to familiarize yourself with the home page by looking at it for a long time and admiring the prowess of the designer, who must be infinitely experienced in things like coding.*

Once you've grown accustomed to the simple and nostalgic charm of the home page, we encourage you to consider visiting the other pages listed to your right. It can be frightening to expand your horizons, but you might find it worthwhile.

DISCLAIMER. NAILBATTERY CORP waives all responsibility in the following events: temporary or permanent disappearance of the visitor; experiences of disorientation, mania, or boredom; failure to provide payment without delay to employees; instance(s) of radioactive contamination and/or catastrophe; spelling, typing, and/or grammatical errors; infection of excellent taste; routine display of disordered behavior via employees.
Also, this site only works on desktop, and is formatted in Firefox on fullscreen.

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